Crabby Cake

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Archive for July 2008

Day off, yo!

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I hopped on the scale this morning and was over joyed that it said 212. !!!
I’m pretty stoked that there is a fly in the apartment, Abigail keeps snapping at it.
I went to Urban Outfitters today, I love their stuff. I wish I had some money to spend there. But, the happy thing was I felt like they actually had clothes I could fit into without looking like hippo in a skirt.
I also stopped into Ann Taylor Loft and tried on some pretty hot looking jeans. Jeans are my 210 reward…

On Saturday I had a pedicure and didn’t have the best experience or service. They’re sending me a gift card, sweet. Another spa service in my future!

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July 31, 2008 at 2:42 am

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Shark!

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Dude, it’s Shark Week on Discovery this week!
Sharks are rad, but days off are even more rad.

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July 28, 2008 at 11:28 pm

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pms and pent up birth agression.

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My PMS is in full swing at the current moment…
… which would be fantastic if I didn’t have to be sleeping right this very minute, have to get up at 5:15am tomorrow, and work a short shifted day from hell tomorrow morning.
Um excuse, me can you come back on something like Tuesday?

Oh, and I’m sure it doesn’t help that were in that whole stretch to my birthday. The one were I’m very agitated for something like 2 weeks right before my birthday due to the fact that I was born almost 3 weeks late? People can make fun, but it is no laughing matter.

Seriously, don’t fuck with the Jesus.

And, when I ask if you sell magazines, newspapers aren’t the same thing and just won’t cut it. And, if your debit/credit machine is broken, you might want to post that on the outside of your business instead of telling me I need to pay in cash, I don’t carry cash. And if you charge me for a service I didn’t want or even feel I got and seem unwilling or able to fix it, your manager/owner will receive a nice mature but very matter of fact email followed by a follow phone call… just because you work the front desk honey, doesn’t mean you’re amazing and besides, you being 16 and “cute” doesn’t do anything for me. And if you are over charging me, I’ll point that out to you as well. Have a fantastic day.

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July 27, 2008 at 5:34 am

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I feel a Queen song coming on…

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Kevin bought me a hot “new” Schwinn American cruiser for my 30th birthday.
Sweet.

Picture to follow, soon I hope.

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July 27, 2008 at 1:48 am

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bzzz

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I’ve been very fascinated with bees lately.

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July 20, 2008 at 12:59 am

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Buh bye!

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Starbucks is closing 600 stores.
Darn, 600 less places to get awful coffee that doesn’t taste burnt. Sadly, they aren’t closing to many in the general Seattle area. One of the ones they are closing near me just opened, May to be exact.

I feel bad for those 600 managers now without jobs?

Your plan of 10,000 stores by 2010 totally worked, but you got of little over zealous and looked what happened.

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July 19, 2008 at 1:44 am

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Black bras with white t-shirts?

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Dear leathery looking lady @ Target-
Maybe you don’t know this… but they have dressing rooms in this store. That black bra you tried on over your tee shirt (and probably a bra you have on underneath) was totally hot. I’m thinking you might like the way it fits if you were to actually go to a changing room and try it on there. Next to your skin. Like you would actually wear it in real lifes.
I’m just saying.
And my 2 bits of advice would be a)Do not buy bras at Target. Good quality bras that are built to last aren’t something they sell here. Go to Nordstrom or Macy’s, yo! b)Stay out of the sun already! Your face looks like a weathered Louis Vuitton purse, and not in a good way.

XOXOX
-J

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July 15, 2008 at 12:19 am

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