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Archive for February 2009

I tried to see the green fairy…

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Nothing says PARTY! like having to leave at 11:45p so you can be in bed by 12a because you have to get up at 5:15a to be at work at 6a. Booo.

I tried Absinthe. Sadly, it wasn’t my thing. The whole presentation is pretty, the taste just didn’t do it for me. Damn you licorice/anise things, I want to like you but just can’t!!

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February 28, 2009 at 12:55 am

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And remember, sluts….

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If you’re going to wear bright lipstick, brush your teeth. Nothing says hot like staring at your mouth and wonder if the last thing you ate was a whole loaf of bread.

I’m going to a going away party tonight for my friend Jen. The crazy thing is I worked with her in the past at a spa 5 years ago, and she left me then, too. I asked her is she was coming back again, just to leave me again. She laughed and said hopefully not. I love ya Jen, good luck in Lake Tahoe!

I’m wearing bright red lip gloss, I brushed my teeth.

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February 27, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Question of the day, it came early…

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This morning on Adam Corolla’s show:

Which is better, masturbation or a nap?

And from You Tube:

So if you can’t trust a big butt and smile, then can you trust a small butt and a frown?

Man, those are things to ponder.

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February 26, 2009 at 11:18 pm

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Jesus is his homeboy?

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Sometimes I am so blown away by people’s dedication to God. Crazy!

Happy Mari Gras!

Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. I think I want to give up something for lent, not because I’m catholic but because I think I might need a good challenge. (You know, because my goal of losing 50lbs isn’t enough.)

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February 24, 2009 at 3:09 pm

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Love list 2.24.09

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Man, I really really really wanted to go hiking or for a walk/run today but its raining sideways. So we’ll internet it up and take a nap today.

THINGS I LOVE.

  • Kevin
  • Abigail and the massive hole she dug in the back yard
  • trees with small buds on them
  • spring being less than a month away
  • being back on track
  • SmartWool socks
  • Weight Watchers
  • cara cara navel oranges
  • Belgium beers
  • new skills that bring new opportunities
  • asking for a day off to go to a wine tasting and your boss telling you she wants to go, too
  • Dooce’s reasons for not having traditional wedding rings
  • garbanzo beans
  • Kate Winslet finally winning an Oscar
  • this postcard
  • unexpected, happy conversations from usually negative people
  • my massive want to go on a hike
  • crows sitting on power lines
  • rain that clears out the smog
  • gerbera daisies
  • thoughts of planning a garden
  • trying to figure out how to be more polished
  • Weight Watcher’s candy (really not that awesome but they get the job done. I had a dream about them last night.)
  • summer dresses
  • Shepard’s pie
  • a cold beer after a long day, especially when you really wanted to come home and cry
  • the 2 or 3 random nights a year when I have the whole bed to myself
  • naps
  • days off
  • growing up
  • tea with almond milk

Look back on your week and think of the things that you love or brought you happiness. Make a list. It’ll make you feel good. What do you love? Tell me…

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February 24, 2009 at 12:35 pm

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resume snafu..

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So, if you’re a pretty good looking chick putting your picture on your resume might seem like a great idea… but it only works if the person hiring you is:

  • male
  • a lesbian
  • single of the above
  • not so bright
  • unprofessional

But if you are my boss you would say it is pretty unprofessional. Or that “just because you’re good looking doesn’t guarantee you an interview.” I personally found it tacky.

Amen, the end.

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February 23, 2009 at 11:48 pm

best question asked by someone, EVAR!

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Why do you pee so hard?

My boyfriend is fun.

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February 22, 2009 at 7:51 pm

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