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I love a nice comment.

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March 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm

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My boring ass weekend.

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Man.

Friday was pretty awesome. I fell and skinned my knee while holding a cup of coffee. The coffee survived, the knee was skinned and is still bruised. I went to a WW meeting and lost a pound. Later Kevin bought me an blended latte and I dropped it twice, mainly due to the fact that the chick made a mess of it and put another cup on the outside of it to make it less messy. The second cup didn’t like being squeezed or something. We did some other crap that seems to have slipped my mind. It involved diner and salads. Fat people love salads, they’re delicious. They are, they’re yummy and Ralphie May said so. I had to go to bed pretty early so I could get up pretty early on Saturday to be at work by 5. But, knowing myself all to well I took to much time getting ready for bed aka fucking about in the bathroom and bedroom. I got to bed by 10:30p and couldn’t get to sleep because I had aneixty about getting up at 4:15. 3 hours of sleep isn’t enough for me anymore.

Saturday was pretty uneventful. I got up really early, like 4:15 after remembering looking at the clock a lot and being awake when my alarm didn’t go off. Remember kids, setting the alarm isn’t enough, you have to turn the fucker on as well. I had the beginnings of a cold or some awesome but super early allergies. I worked an awesome 8 hours. Kevin went to Bremerton. I went to the chiropractor before he closed at 3p. After coming home, Abigail and I took a nap. I ate a feast of cheese filled pastas, broccoli with olive oil and salt and pepper and red pepper flakes, and a huge ass salad. It wasn’t that exciting. I drank a glass of wine. Took a bath in Epsom salts. Called it good and went to bed. I slept like crap because Kevin wasn’t home.

So far today was entertaining. I worked pretty damn early, though not as early as yesterday. I was trying to be all awesome and perch on the edge of a milk crate that wasn’t as full and it probably should have been for the task I was trying to do… and the crate tipped forward and I managed to catch my thigh on the tower of crates next to it. You should see my fucking bruise, it is so hot… as in putting off a lot of heat. I’d take a picture but I’m not that flexible and my legs look like sausages and you might be blinded. I then realized that I’m closer to being 40 than I am to being 15?!? I de-pooped the backyard. I washed some dishes. I took a long shower, did all the necessary hygiene bits. I talked to Kevin, he was eating at this dad’s house. I ate a feast of broccoli with olive oil and salt and pepper, a salad, and rice noodle soup. And then I posted this blog. After this I’ll have a glass of wine and dry my hair. Be then, Kevin might be now.

Wow, I’m kind of boring.

tl;dr? Bold stuff is more important but, not that important stuff.

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March 29, 2009 at 8:23 pm

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sorry about that, knee.

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Remember kids…

You are never to old to trip in your driveway and skin you knee.

Ouch.

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March 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm

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Love list 3.25.09

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So since last week was such a train wreck, we’re trying to stay positive this week. Its been good so far.

THINGS I LOVE.

  • daylight at 7pm!
  • new Vans
  • wine tasting on Monday mornings
  • Buty Wines (when asked which one I enjoyed, the answer was yes!)
  • cheese with ash in/around it
  • A to Z Oregon Rosé Wine
  • Where The Wild Things are is going to be a movie?!
  • solo sushi dates
  • feeling like my coats are to big
  • clean socks
  • Ninja Turtle wedding cake?
  • maxi dresses
  • snackosaurus attacking the fridge when I’m at work
  • eaves dropping
  • Wigwam socks
  • soy free vegan foods
  • my neighbor who owns a rooster?! I’m not sure who it is but some mornings I enjoy hearing him. (I’m sure I’d hate him if I could hear him in the bedroom.)
  • cherry blossom trees
  • people who have weight loss surgery who don’t lose weight
  • Abigail and her constant looking out the front window
  • my mom getting braces
  • bringing celery back to life
  • free composters
  • creepy stories I quickly forget
  • crossword puzzles I master
  • clean kitchens
  • having dinner bought because someone else is to lazy to do dishes
  • cheap sea salt carmels
  • peach eye liner that makes me look awake when I’ve been sleepy for a week

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March 25, 2009 at 8:47 pm

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Monday, Monday.

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Last week started out so awful!

I’m so glad I’m starting a fresh week. Yes, I’m starting my week on Monday.

We’re starting fresh by sticking to our diet. We’re starting fresh by not focusing on pain, mainly because it has decreased. We’re starting fresh by going to a wine tasting?

Happy Monday.

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March 23, 2009 at 10:15 am

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The joys of love and my relationship.

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I love you so much.

Sometimes it hurts, but not in a bad creepy way.

Sometimes I wish we were married.

Other times I’m glad we aren’t.

And yes, sometimes I get so angry that you don’t help me as much with household chores as much as I’d like that I’d take all of my Fiestaware and throw it into a massive heap and say “clean that shit up now, douche!” and run out the door and blow my share of the rent on shoes, an amazing dye job, and new Coach purse.

I love you, but some times you drive me nuts… just as much as I drive you nuts.

this post was brought to you by a full bottle of wine.

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March 21, 2009 at 9:38 pm

This has been a really long week, as I predicted it would be.

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Today was one of those days.

One would have thought that after getting a massage and a good crack yesterday would made it so I could conquer the world today. Apparently I could for all of 6 hours. The last 2 hours at work were fought through. I also felt pretty klutzy all day! I broke a bottle of wine within the first hour I was at work. I ran into all sorts of things. I think the klutziness/brain fog is a result of the car accident and my body being so out of whack.

After working for 8 hours, doing grocery shopping, going to the mall only to realize they changed their hours and were closing up shop as I got there, head to Target and only found Fiber One bars and Weight Watchers candy to buy, and going to Fred Meyer to buy deodorant and shave gel but not razors because they were to expensive…. I am beat. Oh, and I had a crappy hair day.

And all I really want to do is crawl into bed and listen to a podcast or two. But, this morning I accidentally removed them all, all 158 of them.

I win at sucking today.

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March 20, 2009 at 11:06 pm

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