Crabby Cake

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Beer wench? Yes.

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Although today was such a drain…

I mean I went to my personal little heaven, aka Target, and was to tired to enjoy it.

… one of the better moments was when a customer asked if I was the “beer wench?”

And I gladly replied, yes I am!

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September 18, 2009 at 10:56 pm

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Too much of a good thing.

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Eeep.

So this weekend I drank to much. I vow never to drink that much in one day again.  EVAR. It’s a few days later and I can tell my body is still unhappy.

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September 15, 2009 at 10:22 am

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Its official.

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From this day forward, I’m buying beer.

And its for work.

Really!

The guy who was the beer buyer at work, he’s gone. His last day was yesterday. He is currently on a plane to Japan and when he returns, he is there moving back to California to go to school.

I’m pretty much done being the back up for someone else… I’m going to be the beer and wine back up and I’m pretty excited about it.

I have so much to learn! But, I can’t wait!

I guess technically this starts tomorrow, I have the day off.

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July 20, 2009 at 8:51 am

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Holiday!!

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Happy 4th of July!

Have fun blowing stuff up, eating, drinking and hanging out with friends.

Be safe.

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July 4, 2009 at 9:39 am

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Beer? Yes please!

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So.

The beer buyer at work is leaving. He’s going back to school… in a different state. I was asked if I’d like to replace him.

Um… HECK YES!!

Wow. I’m stoked! I hope I’ll do a good job, I’ve been kind of critical of his ordering stratigies.

I also have realised I have a lot to learn. But, I love learning and I know this will be pretty awesome and work in my favor for bigger and better things.

I also love that beer and wine making included a lot of science. I can learn about booze and geekery all in one!

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June 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm

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Stupid floooozys.

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Dear co-worker.

Thanks for bringing a date/fuck buddy with you to see Pat’s band… Um, its really sort of odd that she shops at our store and we all recognize her but she’s never seen any of us before. Thanks for buying me a drink after calling me a pussy for only wanting 1 beer. Um, but I’m sort of weirded out that you found it okay to buy it for me with your date’s money? But seriously, if you have to piss, please take her with you or some thing! I hate small talk just to fill the void… it reminds me of that scene in Pulp Fiction. You’re a smart and nice guy but  I’d really really hate to be involved with such a player like you. I have to remember that you’re only 24, and it seems to be all us with the issues and you’re fine doing what you’re doing. Rock on.

XOXOX
-J

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May 17, 2009 at 2:11 am

Drunk creepy.

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Sometimes, alcohol,friends and family can go together nicely.

Then the one person in the room who kind of weirds you out a bit has to much to drink… and then they make the rest of the night kind of awkward others.

I really don’t like having to avoid people at parties. I really hate feeling like I have to avoid people at parties especially when they are at my house.

Fuck you and your creepyness. Stay out of conversations that you weren’t in and don’t yell at the people having the conversation and tell them they are wrong. And don’t you dare raise your voice at me again in my fucking house!

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April 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm

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