Crabby Cake

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Beer wench? Yes.

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Although today was such a drain…

I mean I went to my personal little heaven, aka Target, and was to tired to enjoy it.

… one of the better moments was when a customer asked if I was the “beer wench?”

And I gladly replied, yes I am!

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September 18, 2009 at 10:56 pm

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Too much of a good thing.

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Eeep.

So this weekend I drank to much. I vow never to drink that much in one day again.  EVAR. It’s a few days later and I can tell my body is still unhappy.

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September 15, 2009 at 10:22 am

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Its official.

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From this day forward, I’m buying beer.

And its for work.

Really!

The guy who was the beer buyer at work, he’s gone. His last day was yesterday. He is currently on a plane to Japan and when he returns, he is there moving back to California to go to school.

I’m pretty much done being the back up for someone else… I’m going to be the beer and wine back up and I’m pretty excited about it.

I have so much to learn! But, I can’t wait!

I guess technically this starts tomorrow, I have the day off.

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July 20, 2009 at 8:51 am

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Holiday!!

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Happy 4th of July!

Have fun blowing stuff up, eating, drinking and hanging out with friends.

Be safe.

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July 4, 2009 at 9:39 am

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Beer? Yes please!

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So.

The beer buyer at work is leaving. He’s going back to school… in a different state. I was asked if I’d like to replace him.

Um… HECK YES!!

Wow. I’m stoked! I hope I’ll do a good job, I’ve been kind of critical of his ordering stratigies.

I also have realised I have a lot to learn. But, I love learning and I know this will be pretty awesome and work in my favor for bigger and better things.

I also love that beer and wine making included a lot of science. I can learn about booze and geekery all in one!

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June 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm

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Stupid floooozys.

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Dear co-worker.

Thanks for bringing a date/fuck buddy with you to see Pat’s band… Um, its really sort of odd that she shops at our store and we all recognize her but she’s never seen any of us before. Thanks for buying me a drink after calling me a pussy for only wanting 1 beer. Um, but I’m sort of weirded out that you found it okay to buy it for me with your date’s money? But seriously, if you have to piss, please take her with you or some thing! I hate small talk just to fill the void… it reminds me of that scene in Pulp Fiction. You’re a smart and nice guy but  I’d really really hate to be involved with such a player like you. I have to remember that you’re only 24, and it seems to be all us with the issues and you’re fine doing what you’re doing. Rock on.

XOXOX
-J

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May 17, 2009 at 2:11 am

Drunk creepy.

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Sometimes, alcohol,friends and family can go together nicely.

Then the one person in the room who kind of weirds you out a bit has to much to drink… and then they make the rest of the night kind of awkward others.

I really don’t like having to avoid people at parties. I really hate feeling like I have to avoid people at parties especially when they are at my house.

Fuck you and your creepyness. Stay out of conversations that you weren’t in and don’t yell at the people having the conversation and tell them they are wrong. And don’t you dare raise your voice at me again in my fucking house!

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April 13, 2009 at 4:51 pm

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The joys of love and my relationship.

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I love you so much.

Sometimes it hurts, but not in a bad creepy way.

Sometimes I wish we were married.

Other times I’m glad we aren’t.

And yes, sometimes I get so angry that you don’t help me as much with household chores as much as I’d like that I’d take all of my Fiestaware and throw it into a massive heap and say “clean that shit up now, douche!” and run out the door and blow my share of the rent on shoes, an amazing dye job, and new Coach purse.

I love you, but some times you drive me nuts… just as much as I drive you nuts.

this post was brought to you by a full bottle of wine.

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March 21, 2009 at 9:38 pm

I tried to see the green fairy…

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Nothing says PARTY! like having to leave at 11:45p so you can be in bed by 12a because you have to get up at 5:15a to be at work at 6a. Booo.

I tried Absinthe. Sadly, it wasn’t my thing. The whole presentation is pretty, the taste just didn’t do it for me. Damn you licorice/anise things, I want to like you but just can’t!!

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February 28, 2009 at 12:55 am

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Drinking isn’t against the law if you’re over 21….

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You really should have a drink today… seriously.

Today is the the 75th Anniversary of the Ratification of the 21st Amendment (the end of Prohibition,) December 5th.

If you’re an American, be a Constitutionalist and have a drink. A beer. A shot. A glass of wine. Bottoms up!!

Please be smart about it. If you have a serious problem with alcohol, I also advice you to look deep in yourself and see if you need help. I’m one of the few in my family that doesn’t have an obsessive gene involving alcohol. I have depression and anxiety instead.

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December 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm

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ketchup.

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Oh wireless router, I’m glad you were replaced!

My dog is afraid of strange men with leaf blowers, but not afraid of my dad with a leaf blower.

When washing laundry with a random towel that was used for cleaning guns, it will take a good 5 or so washings/soakings with water softeners, liquid Dawn, your regular laundry detergent and 2 scented dryer sheets to get the awesome chemical scent out. Thanks sweetie, I love you.

Stroh tastes like burning and butterscotch and christmas… all in one awful fiery gulp. Yuck.

Moleskin doesn’t work.

I’ve committed myself to 2 5ks! The Issaquah Salmon 5k and Jingle Bell Run. Hmm.

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September 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm

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New socks for a smaller butt?

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I love my menstrual cycle. Let’s gain 5 pounds at the beginning only to lose it at the end. Yuck.
But, since we lost that five and spring is in the air and I’m feeling kinda motivated.. tomorrow we start back on the whole running and planning for a 5 k bit. Tomorrow, we run, and our butt will jiggle along behind us.

Eek.
I even bought new socks for the occasion. Just so you know, new socks make everything better.

Last night Kevin knocked over my glass of wine. On to my phone. We were saddened mostly by the fact it was the LAST glass.

I had fucked up dreams last night or how about the last 2 nights. But last night I had this dream about acrobat type folks doing stunts on I-405. During the rush hours. They had hopes to raise money for charity? Or to pay for their funerals?

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March 22, 2008 at 5:00 am

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