Crabby Cake

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Black bras with white t-shirts?

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Dear leathery looking lady @ Target-
Maybe you don’t know this… but they have dressing rooms in this store. That black bra you tried on over your tee shirt (and probably a bra you have on underneath) was totally hot. I’m thinking you might like the way it fits if you were to actually go to a changing room and try it on there. Next to your skin. Like you would actually wear it in real lifes.
I’m just saying.
And my 2 bits of advice would be a)Do not buy bras at Target. Good quality bras that are built to last aren’t something they sell here. Go to Nordstrom or Macy’s, yo! b)Stay out of the sun already! Your face looks like a weathered Louis Vuitton purse, and not in a good way.

XOXOX
-J

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July 15, 2008 at 12:19 am

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bye bye tack factor.

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I love it when the women cry when they cut off their shitty hair on What Not to Wear. Don’t you people watch tv or read magazines and notice that your hair looks fried and dated?

Also, why do so many women suffer in the wrong bra size? GET FITTED.

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May 15, 2008 at 7:47 pm

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