Crabby Cake

Just the way I see things…

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Oh Facebook…

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I hate how some people use their Facebook status updates to tell you how much they hate their job… every day they are at work. Have some class. Deal with it or quit.

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January 21, 2010 at 1:10 pm

And remember, sluts….

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If you’re going to wear bright lipstick, brush your teeth. Nothing says hot like staring at your mouth and wonder if the last thing you ate was a whole loaf of bread.

I’m going to a going away party tonight for my friend Jen. The crazy thing is I worked with her in the past at a spa 5 years ago, and she left me then, too. I asked her is she was coming back again, just to leave me again. She laughed and said hopefully not. I love ya Jen, good luck in Lake Tahoe!

I’m wearing bright red lip gloss, I brushed my teeth.

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February 27, 2009 at 8:57 pm

Black bras with white t-shirts?

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Dear leathery looking lady @ Target-
Maybe you don’t know this… but they have dressing rooms in this store. That black bra you tried on over your tee shirt (and probably a bra you have on underneath) was totally hot. I’m thinking you might like the way it fits if you were to actually go to a changing room and try it on there. Next to your skin. Like you would actually wear it in real lifes.
I’m just saying.
And my 2 bits of advice would be a)Do not buy bras at Target. Good quality bras that are built to last aren’t something they sell here. Go to Nordstrom or Macy’s, yo! b)Stay out of the sun already! Your face looks like a weathered Louis Vuitton purse, and not in a good way.

XOXOX
-J

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July 15, 2008 at 12:19 am

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