Crabby Cake

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True story..

I hate religion.

Religious people have either done or said to many bad things to or against me. Religi0n offends me in so many ways.

Um, happily or sadly… I don’t need a security blanket. I walk with a purpose at all times… to kick ass and take names.

For those that say things to me like “God bless…..” I know you mean no harm at all but, you make me cringe and like y0u even less. I’m secretly saying to myself something like,  “fuck you, if only you knew?, die in a fire, or whatever….”

If God was supposedly to be on  my side or what have you, he failed. Twice. As a small child, and as an adult.

Man.

I’m not religious, I try to keep it to myself. I find it better to keep most views to myself. If you choose to be religious, why can’t this kept this to yourself as well? I don’t go on about h0w much I adore sleep… man, sleep is serious business in my book, you have no idea…

Don’t get me wrong, I know a lot of folks that love Jesus. I love them dearly… and we have no conversations about religion or god what so ever.

I love you whether you like it or not that I don’t have faith in your friend, Jesus.

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July 17, 2009 at 10:30 pm

WTF? FU!

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Today is so over!

I’m going to bed the fucking second this is posted.

I’m so full of PMS rage right now I was contemplating stabbing the wall in the the kitchen with the fork I just tossed in the sink.

It’s cold again. My throat hurts, still and again. The dog wouldn’t stop barking at the guy trying to help fix out plumbing issue. I need to do laundry. I woke up an hour and a half late for work because the volume on the clock radio was turned way down. I almost ran over 3 raccoons while hauling ass on my way to work. I thought I was going to puke because I was so hung over. I didn’t get a nap. For whatever reason, T-Mobile has no service at the moment. People need to learn to drive. People need to only drive when they are driving!! I burnt my mouth on molten hot cherry pie filling. I’m just now taking my B vitamin… so I can deal with all that stress in bed? When the fuck is my trash and recycling going to be picked up?!? I can’t get my kitkat clock’s tail to swing. And yes mom, my house is still not completely unpacked and not very clean at the moment and I have very valid reasons why, I can go over that list again for you if you’d like? As much as I’d like a drink to simmer down, I know I can’t fall in to a bad pattern like that.

Fuck it, today is done.

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January 2, 2009 at 10:46 pm

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pms and pent up birth agression.

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My PMS is in full swing at the current moment…
… which would be fantastic if I didn’t have to be sleeping right this very minute, have to get up at 5:15am tomorrow, and work a short shifted day from hell tomorrow morning.
Um excuse, me can you come back on something like Tuesday?

Oh, and I’m sure it doesn’t help that were in that whole stretch to my birthday. The one were I’m very agitated for something like 2 weeks right before my birthday due to the fact that I was born almost 3 weeks late? People can make fun, but it is no laughing matter.

Seriously, don’t fuck with the Jesus.

And, when I ask if you sell magazines, newspapers aren’t the same thing and just won’t cut it. And, if your debit/credit machine is broken, you might want to post that on the outside of your business instead of telling me I need to pay in cash, I don’t carry cash. And if you charge me for a service I didn’t want or even feel I got and seem unwilling or able to fix it, your manager/owner will receive a nice mature but very matter of fact email followed by a follow phone call… just because you work the front desk honey, doesn’t mean you’re amazing and besides, you being 16 and “cute” doesn’t do anything for me. And if you are over charging me, I’ll point that out to you as well. Have a fantastic day.

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July 27, 2008 at 5:34 am

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Dog Park Rant

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For whatever reason, it really bothers me when people talk on their phones at the dog park. I find it really annoying to be outside and have to listen to a one way conversation. And I find it really annoying when that person’s dog chases after the ball I just chucked for my dog, gets it and then takes it to their owner who is parked on a bench blabbing on and on.

Dogs like to interact at the dog park! If not with other dogs, then with a tennis ball. Hang up your fucking phone and play. Or hang up and make sure your dog isn’t being an ass.

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May 8, 2008 at 11:12 pm

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