Shark!

Dude, it’s Shark Week on Discovery this week!
Sharks are rad, but days off are even more rad.

bye bye tack factor.

I love it when the women cry when they cut off their shitty hair on What Not to Wear. Don’t you people watch tv or read magazines and notice that your hair looks fried and dated?

Also, why do so many women suffer in the wrong bra size? GET FITTED.

I knew that when Kevin would get an Xbox, that he’d be parked in front of the tv for hours at a time.

He is. And I find it very annoying.

Feeling parched! sort of…

After I made my lovely breakfast of muesli, milk, honey and apple sauce, I decided to wash my hands. I turned on the facet in the kitchen to find that I have no water. Lovely.

When I called the leasing office to tell them they sounded so nice ands all duh! like. “We had to turn it off to work on the pipes.” No warning to this? Even though a lot of people work during the day, including myself, some times we have a day off in the middle of the week or that random day where you get scheduled really late.

And yeah, it will be on in 15 minutes… I have a cold and touched the jar of honey, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO WASH MY HANDS!

And I want to shower and shave my legs and turn on the dishwasher and wash ALL of my clothes right this minute!

In other news, some dude on The Ultimate Fighter had to go home last night because he had a mad case of herpes on his neck?! WTF? How did you get that on your neck? I used to have a massage client who had herpes in her eye, eek, and that I can understand but neck?

American life…

We have 7 and a 1/2 months to find the best damn apartment we can afford. Any other kitchen has to be better than the one we currently have. For some reason my mom seems really bothered by the fact that we’d move by Nov. 30th.

We are now the proud owners of a 37 inch tv and a Xbox. I’m determined not to sit in front of it all summer.

I worked and wasn’t tempted by the crack-o-tastic cookies we sell. And they ordered pizza and I had none. I ate like a piggy all weekend.

I ran again on Friday, bowled on Saturday and worked out again for an hour on Sunday. Today, I’m doing my stupid pilates tape that annoys the crap out of me but gets the job done. What I’d really like is a 2nd sports bra and maybe some clothes to run in that has a pocket.

The end.

more 30.

Continue.. of Kevin’s 30th.

Last night we had dinner at Sushiland! Love that place.

We had icea cream at Cold Stone Creamery. By then we were bloated.

Then we came home and watched Ultimate Fighter.

And then we couldn’t fall asleep. Yuck.

This morning my couch is covered in dog foot prints. Thank Abigail.